{"id":7508,"date":"2020-09-18T13:47:47","date_gmt":"2020-09-18T11:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/?p=7508"},"modified":"2020-09-18T13:49:50","modified_gmt":"2020-09-18T11:49:50","slug":"7508","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2020\/09\/7508.html","title":{"rendered":"Il ragionamento come al solito non fa una piega."},"content":{"rendered":"

Io e mia figlia siamo nella vasca da bagno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Lea cosa ne pensi del fatto che il fratellino nella pancia della mamma sia un maschio?” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Blocca le braccia a mezz’aria, interrompendosi momentaneamente dall’abbeverare una tigre di plastica con la bottiglia del bagno doccia finito.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi guarda intensamente, poi fa spallucce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Penso che user\u00e0 lo shampoo del pap\u00e0.” afferma con una certa indifferenza.
Poi, riprende ad armeggiare con i suoi giochi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“AH. Molto interessante come considerazione” dico massaggiandomi il mento con espressione attonita.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Io e mia figlia siamo nella vasca da bagno. “Lea cosa ne pensi del fatto che il fratellino nella pancia della mamma sia un maschio?” Blocca le braccia a mezz’aria, interrompendosi momentaneamente dall’abbeverare una tigre di plastica con la bottiglia del bagno doccia finito. Mi guarda intensamente, poi fa spallucce. 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