{"id":7163,"date":"2020-01-08T13:14:10","date_gmt":"2020-01-08T12:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/?p=7163"},"modified":"2020-02-24T14:13:22","modified_gmt":"2020-02-24T13:13:22","slug":"mi-colori-la-vita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2020\/01\/mi-colori-la-vita.html","title":{"rendered":"Mi colori la vita"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> &lt;Mamma, vollio cololale&gt; sentenzia mia figlia dirigendosi con passo da Alpino al suo tavolino dell&#8217;ikea misura lillipuziani. Poi, afferra un pennarello e si blocca, la mano sospesa a mezz&#8217;aria.<br>&lt;Cosa c&#8217;\u00e8?&gt; le chiedo.<br>&lt;Cololo&#8230; Tavolo? &gt; chiede mia figlia, con accento mandarino, la testa inclinata d&#8217;un lato.<br>&lt;No amore, il tavolo no. Il foglio.&gt; dico sbandierandole sotto il naso un pezzo di carta intonso.<br>&lt;Cololo&#8230; Giochi? &gt; riprova lei, un mezzo sorriso dipinto su un&#8217;espressione furbissima.<br>&lt;Foglio&gt; ripeto io.<br>&lt;Cololo&#8230; Pentole?&gt; ritenta quella.<br>&lt;Foglio!&gt;<br>Assume un&#8217;aria pensierosa, il pennarello appoggiato al mento, per favorire un&#8217;attenta riflessione : &lt; allola&#8230; cololo&#8230; Mamma!&gt; scoppia a ridere lei.<br>Sorrido anche io.<br>Vero, tu colori mamma: mi colori la vita. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Illustrazione Manon De Jong<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;Mamma, vollio cololale&gt; sentenzia mia figlia dirigendosi con passo da Alpino al suo tavolino dell&#8217;ikea misura lillipuziani. 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