{"id":6799,"date":"2019-06-13T16:32:26","date_gmt":"2019-06-13T14:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/?p=6799"},"modified":"2019-06-14T08:17:55","modified_gmt":"2019-06-14T06:17:55","slug":"basta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/06\/basta.html","title":{"rendered":"Basta!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mia figlia non dice no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lei dice \u201cbasta\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Con LO SMODATO RICORSO a questo termine, lei intende, secondo le pi\u00f9 recenti, avanguardiste&nbsp;e aggiornate interpretazioni linguistiche, filologiche e &nbsp;filosofiche,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c compare\/comare, mi duole recarLE un dispiacere, ma mi trovo costretta,mio malgrado, a declinare l\u2019offerta\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amore, facciamo il bagnetto?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBATTAAAAA, BATTTA, BATTTA!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Una mosca le si posa sul braccio:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBATTAAAA, BATTA, BATTA!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il gatto dei miei, la Sissi, anche detta \u201c se t\u2019avvicini ti ridisegno a mia discrezione i tratti somatici a suon di&nbsp; zaffe in faccia\u201d comincia a incedere&nbsp; verso di lei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBATTA, BATTTA, BATTA!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Io mi accosto con una dubbia broda al semolino con la chiara ed evidente intenzione di fargliela ingurgitare:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMAMI! BATTTA!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il Claudio la sveglia con un bacio, di luned\u00ec ( a lei non piace essere svegliata. Lei ha sonno. Tranne il sabato e la domenica, quando si desta da sola alle sei e quarantacinque.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBBATTTTTTAAAA!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il bello del basta, \u00e8 che viene interpretato magistralmente&nbsp; sia a livello di mimica, gestualit\u00e0, toni e volumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019\u00e8 il basta drammatico, quello cortese, quello intransigente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il basta sorridente, quello \u201cvorrei ma non posso\u201d, quello \u201clevati immediatamente!\u201d urlato a decibel insostenibili.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Esiste il \u201cMarvi basta annusarmi il pop\u00f2!\u201d e il \u201cMarvi basta fregarmi i biscotti dalle mani\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il Basta di rimprovero, poi, s\u2019accompagna al nome proprio della persona da redarguire:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cClara, BATTA!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cClaudio, BATTA!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Come si dice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Annamo bene.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.storiediparodiaquotidiana.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190612_214649.jpg?fit=775%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6800\" width=\"208\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190612_214649.jpg 1454w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190612_214649-227x300.jpg 227w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190612_214649-768x1014.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190612_214649-775x1024.jpg 775w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190612_214649-42x55.jpg 42w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190612_214649-800x1056.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px\" \/><figcaption>&#8220;Baby Basta&#8221; e il suo Marvi<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.storiediparodiaquotidiana.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190613_161542-1.jpg?fit=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6807\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190613_161542-1.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190613_161542-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190613_161542-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190613_161542-1-41x55.jpg 41w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/PSX_20190613_161542-1-800x1067.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/><figcaption>Tipico momento &#8220;BATTA, BATTA!!&#8221; <\/figcaption><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mia figlia non dice no. Lei dice \u201cbasta\u201d. Con LO SMODATO RICORSO a questo termine, lei intende, secondo le pi\u00f9 recenti, avanguardiste&nbsp;e aggiornate interpretazioni linguistiche, filologiche e &nbsp;filosofiche, \u201c compare\/comare, mi duole recarLE un dispiacere, ma mi trovo costretta,mio malgrado, a declinare l\u2019offerta\u201d. Amore, facciamo il bagnetto? \u201cBATTAAAAA, BATTTA, BATTTA!\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6806,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-storie-di-parodia-quotidiana"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Basta! - Storie di Parodia Quotidiana<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/06\/basta.html\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Basta! - Storie di Parodia Quotidiana\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Mia figlia non dice no. 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