{"id":6611,"date":"2019-05-03T13:58:33","date_gmt":"2019-05-03T11:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/?p=6611"},"modified":"2019-05-03T20:46:51","modified_gmt":"2019-05-03T18:46:51","slug":"due-giorni-con-papa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/05\/due-giorni-con-papa.html","title":{"rendered":"Due giorni con pap\u00e0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La Lea \u00e8 stata due giorni interi solo con pap\u00e0 Claudio, il quale era a casa, in ferie, dal lavoro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Inutile dire che il mio gentil consorte se l&#8217;\u00e9 cavata benissimo, bench\u00e9 io uscissi la mattina atteggiandomi a negromante, asserendo in modo inquietante, solenne e melodrammatico: &#8220;vedrai, sarai pi\u00f9 stanco che andare a lavorare&#8221;, il tutto scomparendo dietro la porta d&#8217;ingresso in modo greve, esattamente al modo di Carlo Lucarelli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Risultati e conseguenze apprezzabili:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>costruzione (e conseguente test) di una macchina da corsa con tanto di sponsorizzazioni e copilota, tal Sig. Chicchirich\u00ec.                                             A bordo, sonaglio-claxon, chiave-carota.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.storiediparodiaquotidiana.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PSX_20190503_134335.jpg?fit=800%2C450&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6612\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PSX_20190503_134335.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PSX_20190503_134335-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PSX_20190503_134335-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PSX_20190503_134335-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PSX_20190503_134335-98x55.jpg 98w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/PSX_20190503_134335-800x450.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><figcaption><em><strong> 718 Cayman, prezzo da listino 57.098 Iva inclusa. 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