{"id":6526,"date":"2019-04-20T12:21:24","date_gmt":"2019-04-20T10:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/?p=6526"},"modified":"2019-06-04T13:49:13","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T11:49:13","slug":"claudio-semplicemente-lamore-della-mia-vita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/04\/claudio-semplicemente-lamore-della-mia-vita.html","title":{"rendered":"Claudio, semplicemente l\u2019amore della mia vita"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sapete cosa adoro di mio marito?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Che non mi compra mai fiori, ma sa coltivare delle orchidee meravigliose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi piace che non riconosca per nome &nbsp;nessun attore:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Cla, che ne pensi di Keanu Reeves?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMass\u00ec, mi pare una bella donna..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trovare della spazzatura abbandonata, in generale, lo indispone tantissimo. Ma rinvenirla in un parco giochi lo fa proprio infuriare. Amo quando, seppur borbottando e gesticolando vistosamente, si mette a raccogliere e buttare quanto abbandonato da qualche maleducato, perch\u00e9 da queste e altre piccole grandi cose, mi rendo conto che non potevo davvero scegliere padre migliore, per la nostra bambina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"967\" height=\"444\" src=\"http:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190419_170921.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190419_170921.jpg 967w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190419_170921-300x138.jpg 300w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190419_170921-768x353.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190419_170921-120x55.jpg 120w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Screenshot_20190419_170921-800x367.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 967px) 100vw, 967px\" \/><figcaption><em>CERTO, CERTO, sempre SE non consideriamo ME E IL CLAUDIO<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1440\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.storiediparodiaquotidiana.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_20190421_220826_992.jpg?fit=800%2C600&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6541\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_20190421_220826_992.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_20190421_220826_992-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_20190421_220826_992-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_20190421_220826_992-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_20190421_220826_992-73x55.jpg 73w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/IMG_20190421_220826_992-800x600.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sapete cosa adoro di mio marito? Che non mi compra mai fiori, ma sa coltivare delle orchidee meravigliose. Mi piace che non riconosca per nome &nbsp;nessun attore: &#8220;Cla, che ne pensi di Keanu Reeves?\u201d \u201cMass\u00ec, mi pare una bella donna..\u201d Trovare della spazzatura abbandonata, in generale, lo indispone tantissimo. 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