{"id":6171,"date":"2019-03-22T13:48:58","date_gmt":"2019-03-22T12:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/?p=6171"},"modified":"2019-03-28T15:42:45","modified_gmt":"2019-03-28T14:42:45","slug":"hello-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/03\/hello-spring.html","title":{"rendered":"HELLO SPRING!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Non so se ve ne siete accorti, ma\nsarebbe iniziata la primavera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mass\u00ec, dai, la primavera,&nbsp; ovvero quella meravigliosa stagione che ogni anno si palesa pi\u00f9 o meno in questo periodo, manifestandosi&nbsp; ora con cieli tersi, temperature miti e meravigliose fioriture, ora con nubifragi e climi rigidi che nemmeno a Natale e S.Stefano.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Questo particolare periodo di rinnovamento e rinascita, provoca in me curiosi effetti che terrei enormemente a condividere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em><strong>ELETTRICIT\u00c0\u2019 INCONTROLLATA E INCONTRASTABILE DELLA CHIOMA<\/strong><\/em>, in due direzioni e secondo due modalit\u00e0 PARIMENTI INSOPPORTABILI &nbsp;che possiamo anche definire opposte e contrarie. <strong><em>Ovvero<\/em><\/strong>: O i capelli se ne stanno sollevati sulla testa alla moda di un inventore pazzo che ha infilato le dita nella 380 OPPURE appiccicati al volto creando lo stesso effetto di confusione dei connotati di una calza di nailon indossata da un malintenzionato per una rapina in banca. Soluzione: utilizzo di metri cubi di lacca per contrastare entrambi&nbsp; i fenomeni,&nbsp; con l\u2019unico e ovvio risultato di ottenere una testa con capelli rigidi e plastici tipo casco dei <em>Playmobil<\/em>.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1280\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.storiediparodiaquotidiana.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867.jpg?fit=800%2C534&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867-83x55.jpg 83w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867-576x384.jpg 576w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/anonymous-anonymously-eyewear-2867-165x109.jpg 165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong><em>ESCURSIONE TERMICA&nbsp;MOSTRUOSA<\/em><\/strong>: mentre la mattina mi pare di essere a Yakutsk in Siberia ed esco vestita come Leonardo di Caprio in Revenant, il pomeriggio percepisco la stessa temperatura corporea avvertita durante una passeggiata di piacere attraverso&nbsp; il deserto del Lut .<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1280\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.storiediparodiaquotidiana.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1.jpg?fit=800%2C534&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1-83x55.jpg 83w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1-576x384.jpg 576w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1-1152x768.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1-800x533.jpg 800w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/action-adventure-animal-937187-1-165x109.jpg 165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><figcaption>14.00 P.M.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong><em>SCORAGGIAMENTO E SCORNO RICORDANDO PROMESSE  ED INTENTI DELL\u2019ANNO PASSATO<\/em><\/strong>: ormai siamo a marzo, ed evidentemente quella frase scandita la scorsa estate a mo&#8217; di sfida, IN DIREZIONE della bella e scultorea animatrice che in piscina era intenta a tenere la lezione di Acqua Gym&nbsp;: \u201c<em><strong>Bella, l\u2019anno prossimo sar\u00f2 anche io come te<\/strong><\/em>\u201d suona INVECE OGGI pi\u00f9 come \u201c<strong><em>a Natale mi sono fatta di mascarpone per via endovenosa<\/em><\/strong>\u201d.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.storiediparodiaquotidiana.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/animal-belgian-shepherd-dog-dog-37735-2.jpg?fit=678%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6180\" width=\"294\" height=\"443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/animal-belgian-shepherd-dog-dog-37735-2.jpg 1272w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/animal-belgian-shepherd-dog-dog-37735-2-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/animal-belgian-shepherd-dog-dog-37735-2-768x1159.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/animal-belgian-shepherd-dog-dog-37735-2-678x1024.jpg 678w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/animal-belgian-shepherd-dog-dog-37735-2-36x55.jpg 36w, https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/animal-belgian-shepherd-dog-dog-37735-2-800x1208.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><figcaption>&#8220;Ma io intendevo l&#8217;anno prossimo-prossimo&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Non so se ve ne siete accorti, ma sarebbe iniziata la primavera. 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