{"id":5905,"date":"2019-03-07T20:15:04","date_gmt":"2019-03-07T19:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/?p=5905"},"modified":"2019-03-07T21:05:58","modified_gmt":"2019-03-07T20:05:58","slug":"il-vestito-di-carnevale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/03\/il-vestito-di-carnevale.html","title":{"rendered":"Il vestito di carnevale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hai guardato con occhi incuriositi mentre estraevo da un sacchetto tre cose assai insolite:<br>una gonna vaporosa, di tulle viola, un cerchietto con un grosso fiocco, lucido e brillante, e un bel paio di morbide alucce da farfalla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSei pronta a travestirti?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBau?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, da farfalla. Il vestito ce l\u2019hanno prestato, il prossimo anno se vuoi per\u00f2 ci vestiamo da cane..\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMao?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cVieni qui che lo proviamo, va&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un piedino, poi l\u2019altro.<br>Un braccetto, segue il secondo.<br>Corri davanti allo specchio.<br>Gli occhi si sgranano, la bocca si apre in un sorriso.<br>Con le mani sfiori il tulle della gonna, l&#8217;accarezzi un pochino e poi ti lasci cadere sul sedere con un tonfo.&nbsp;<br>Ti sbracci per afferrare le morbide ali e poi ti adoperi per strapparti dalla testa il cerchietto.<br>\u201cAmore, sei pronta per la festa in maschera!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBau!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cS\u00ec, sei uno splendido Bau, mi hai convinta\u201d.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hai guardato con occhi incuriositi mentre estraevo da un sacchetto tre cose assai insolite:una gonna vaporosa, di tulle viola, un cerchietto con un grosso fiocco, lucido e brillante, e un bel paio di morbide alucce da farfalla. \u201cSei pronta a travestirti?\u201d \u201cBau?\u201d \u201cNo, da farfalla. Il vestito ce l\u2019hanno prestato, [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5926,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-storie-di-parodia-quotidiana"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Il vestito di carnevale - Storie di Parodia Quotidiana<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/03\/il-vestito-di-carnevale.html\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Il vestito di carnevale - Storie di Parodia Quotidiana\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Hai guardato con occhi incuriositi mentre estraevo da un sacchetto tre cose assai insolite:una gonna vaporosa, di tulle viola, un cerchietto con un grosso fiocco, lucido e brillante, e un bel paio di morbide alucce da farfalla. \u201cSei pronta a travestirti?\u201d \u201cBau?\u201d \u201cNo, da farfalla. 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