{"id":5685,"date":"2019-02-06T14:55:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T13:55:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2019-03-07T23:44:17","modified_gmt":"2019-03-07T22:44:17","slug":"note-di-parodia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/02\/note-di-parodia.html","title":{"rendered":"Note di parodia"},"content":{"rendered":"
Mostra con fierezza quei bei dentoni,<\/div>\n
facendo grandi sorrisi<\/div>\n
e<\/div>\n
\n
dispensando spassosissime parole<\/div>\n
gongolando e compiacendoti delle risate che scateni<\/div>\n
Annoiati,<\/div>\n
gioca,<\/div>\n
apri le porte dicendo \u201cAlohomora!\u201d<\/div>\n
agitando un potentissimo mestolo di legno.<\/div>\n
sogna Harvard<\/div>\n
ma entra ad Hogwarts<\/div>\n
Guida spericolata come Bo e Luke,<\/div>\n
una scatola di cartone con su scritto Amazon che sar\u00e0 il tuo Generale Lee.<\/div>\n
Suona il claxon, cos\u00ec i tuoi pupazzi si scostano.<\/div>\n
Cadi e rialzati,<\/div>\n
piangi e arrabbiati,<\/div>\n
ridi e contorciti dal solletico,<\/div>\n
sguazza nelle pozzanghere,<\/div>\n
osserva rapita la gatta che dorme sul baule a casa dei nonni,<\/div>\n
con cautela, perch\u00e9 quella non ha pazienza, per nulla davvero.<\/div>\n
Spalmati lo stracchino sui capelli,<\/div>\n
come fosse Brillantina Linetti<\/div>\n
Riempi il cucchiaio<\/div>\n
e non centrare mai la bocca<\/div>\n
Cucina mollette<\/div>\n
in pentole di plastica<\/div>\n
E<\/div>\n
offri briciole,<\/div>\n
raccolte con cura dal pavimento.<\/div>\n
Nasconditi e spunta all’improvviso, ti prego!<\/div>\n
Non resisto a quel nasino arricciato,<\/div>\n
alla sorpresa che illumina i tuoi occhi,<\/div>\n
al suono che fa il tuo divertimento.<\/div>\n
I tuoi passi saranno la nostra nuova via<\/div>\n
i tuoi desideri il nostro fuoco<\/div>\n
la tua curiosit\u00e0 il nostro nutrimento.<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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