{"id":5682,"date":"2019-02-06T14:57:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T13:57:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2019-03-08T13:56:13","modified_gmt":"2019-03-08T12:56:13","slug":"pillole-di-parodia-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storiediparodiaquotidiana.com\/en\/2019\/02\/pillole-di-parodia-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Pillole di parodia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: inherit; color: #1d2129; font-size: 14px;\">Magari guidare un bambino potrebbe anche voler dire permettergli di schiacciare il naso ed entrambe le manine appiccicose sul vetro pulito della finestra, per poi rimanere ad osservare rapiti l&#8217;impronta che lasciano, socchiudendo gli occhi, alla luce del sole.<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 6px; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-decoration-color: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">\n<div style=\"display: inline; font-family: inherit;\">\n<div style=\"font-family: inherit; margin: 6px 0px;\">.. imbastire interessanti e forbite conversazioni, immaginando di essere due rispettabili signorotti dell&#8217;ottocento, con i baffi e la barba tracciati da un abbondante strato di pappa sul mento.<\/div>\n<div style=\"display: block; font-family: inherit; margin: 6px 0px;\">.. nascondersi dietro un<span style=\"display: inline; font-family: inherit;\">a bottiglia trasparente e spuntare senza preavviso, con grande entusiasmo.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: inline; font-family: inherit;\">\n<div style=\"font-family: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 6px;\">Potrebbe essere anche far finta di non vedere quando pap\u00e0 gli fa assaggiare la Nutella, sottobanco, sorridendo con gli occhi e ridendo col cuore.<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: inherit; margin: 6px 0px;\">\u00c8 un sacco di piccole e grandi cose, che sicuramente si imparano e sbagliano mille volte in un giorno.<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-family: inherit; margin: 6px 0px;\">\u00c8 dedicarsi intensamente, ricordando sempre che siamo specchi, in cui i nostri bimbi guardano e in cui contemplano un po&#8217; noi e ogni giorno di pi\u00f9 se stessi.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Magari guidare un bambino potrebbe anche voler dire permettergli di schiacciare il naso ed entrambe le manine appiccicose sul vetro pulito della finestra, per poi rimanere ad osservare rapiti l&#8217;impronta che lasciano, socchiudendo gli occhi, alla luce del sole. .. imbastire interessanti e forbite conversazioni, immaginando di essere due rispettabili [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6022,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-storielle-e-minuti-aneddoti-di-parodia"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v25.5 - 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